1.0
22 Aug 2016
Current employee, less than 1 year
Chicago, IL
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook
Pros
Here are some things to look forward to: +1997-2003 Microsoft Excel +Heavily dependent on VBA and local machine processing +Inability to evolve from print, despite available world technologies +1980's themed intranet page +Minimum of 12 week [hazing] onboarding process +Project [mis]management +Internet Explorer +4GB RAM on 64-bit machines +Working from home is discouraged +Outsourced IT professionals for rapid 3-week response time
Cons
-Free water from the public drinking fountains -Reminders on bathroom mirrors to enforce flushing of toilets and moistening of hands -Hubbard's