Team One Reviews

So uncreative, it's where beige goes to die. The most boring, unoriginal agency imaginable. The creative is phoned in, from 2002. They put more effort and imagination into winning "best place to work" surveys than they've ever put into their actual work. The survey is like "1984," where every single employee is forced to submit a (totally positive) survey with a blind copy to HR; you are chased down until you do your survey and they expect to see every response before it's sent. Most of the non-creatives work on PCs (hello, 1996 called and they'd like their technology back) and the agency treats freelance staff as second-class citizens. They have more procedures than Mass General and everything is a process but nothing ever actually gets done. All in all, a fake, phony, shallow cess pool of ego and entitlement.

This place is an absolute mess! Management is psychotic and backstabbing. You have to do things their way even if it is WRONG and BEYOND stupid. You'll probably only work with Lexus, who absolutely hates Team One and often says it. The biggest Anti Team One -ism from the Lexus client is "Team One always over promises and under delivers." True statement. The work is absolutely terrible and they can't even win any new business. Team One couldn't sell cleaning supplies to a maid. It's a very controlled environment. You are not allowed to be creative or float any creative ideas. The atmosphere at Team One reminds me of the Metallica Song "Eye of the Beholder". here are the lyrics to said song: Do you see what I see? Truth is an offence Your silence for your confidence Do you hear what I hear? Doors are slamming shut Limit your imagination, keep you where they must Do you feel what I feel? Bittering distress Who decides what you express? Do you take what I take? Endurance is the word Moving back instead of forward seems to me absurd Doesn’t matter what you see Or into it what you read You can do it your own way If it’s done just how I say Independence limited Freedom of choice Choice is made for you, my friend Freedom of speech Speech is words that they will bend Freedom with their exception Do you fear what I fear? Living properly Truths to you are lies to me Do you choose what I choose? More alternatives Energy derives from both the plus and negative Do you need what I need? Boundaries overthrown Look inside, to each his own Do you trust what I trust? Me, myself and I Penetrate the smoke screen, I see through the selfish lie Doesn’t matter what you see Or into it what you read You can do it your own way If it’s done just how I say Independence limited Freedom of choice Choice is made for you, my friend Freedom of speech Speech is words that they will bend Freedom with their exception Do you know what I know? Your money and your wealth Your silence just to hear yourself Do you want what I want? Desire not a thing I hunger after independence, lengthen freedom’s ring Doesn’t matter what you see Or into it what you read You can do it your own way If it’s done just how I say Independence limited Freedom of choice Choice is made for you, my friend Freedom of speech Speech is words that they will bend Freedom no longer frees you Doesn’t matter what you see Or into it what you read You can do it your own way If it’s done just how I say