5.0
17 Jul 2015
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook
Pros
Free bazookas for every wurzel. Company trips to Jupiter every 5 weeks. Free lice inspections for all Walruses that join.
Cons
I once saw an ugly duckling that had a mohican. It was forcibly shaved and turned into a skinhead duckling. It was rejected by the other ducks as a result, but had a fantastic career as a security guard.
