Clinical Research Coordinator Interview
-UCSF Medical Center and UCSF Benioff Children’s Hospitals
If a patient grabbed a burrito out of the hands of a visitor then took a bite out of it, what would you do?
Do you know that person?
Steal back the burrito from the patient, hurting them to get it if necessary, and take a bite out of it myself. Then laugh at the patient and the visitor, then if either took umbrage, I'd spit at them both, then turn around and fart at them, belching, of course. Fart, belch, spit, fart belch, spit, fart, belch, spit. Then I would grab the umbilical cord of the next neonate and swing it around by the umbilicus over my head and then give it a throw! Please don't ask me stupid inappropriate questions? Thanks.
Ross Nicholson on
You are not told the extent of your authority, probably best to just ask your supervisor but I don't know the "correct" answer